behind.these.monochromatic.iris

[T]HRILLER ...

2007-11-25T04:33:00.000+08:00

Just this afternoon, i received news that my bro's got himself in a minor car accident... again... and le'see... that was like the second time he had accident within these two weeks? I wonder if accidents like those rendered delight in him... hmmm~ Oh btw, have i mentioned that today's his birthday as well? I reckon that big BANG was quite a unique gift for him~ HAPPY BANGDAY BRO~ With that cast aside... just a few hours ago... i attended diyang's mom funeral with fellow chums~ Well, the atmosphere there was expectedly solemn and grim... except for a few SPECIAL individuals who acted like they were butchers in the market... laughin' and yappin' away whole night~ I wonder how it'll turn out if they were to be catered with carlsberg and poker cards/mahjong/anythin' of the likes... FUNerals are fun for them afterall i guess~ Anyhow, i wish diyang all the best in traversin' this seemingly malicious, thorny path... i know you can make it through dude~ God bless you aight! GOD BLESS YOU!

After i was done in diyang's place... i went to meet up with mr. JOE ker in nasmir to watch the ever FUNTASTIC lost-match of MU while on the other hand, arsenal emerged victorious against wigan~ HOHOHOHOHOHOHO~ ARSENAL ROCKS YOUR SOCKS!!! FABREGAS GENG!!! VAN PUSSY JENG!!! ARSENAL MOU DAT DENG!!! Ahem... afer that... we headed to pay ermm... mr. RANDY MORALIZ a visit~ Unfortunately though, the place was rather quiet tonight... so, we sat down... thought for awhile... and left the place afterwards to a better place~ (ps: tonight's the night i had quite a long conversation with mr. randy hohohohohohoho~ GOOD START, GOOD START!!!) Ahemmm... to continue... we subsequently flew to sincero for a bit of a ermmm... "eyes-cleansing-agenda" haha~ And wow... we were unexpectedly approached by a few chicks there~ Well, they're not exactly that chicky of a chick but... ok laaarrr~ boleh tahan laaarrr~ HOWEVER!!! Ahem... we both literally got enticed by this purple goddess in the club... she's not really that much of a goddess but... arrrggghhh... she's HAAAWWWTTT nonetheless hahahaa~ Hence, our stalkin' mission began~ Wanted to go "lan suk" with her but oh well... tough luck~ Guess she's one of those "costly" + hard-to-please gal... DANNNGGG!!! Anyhooooo, it's ok man~ There's always a next time... i hope haha~ The fact that we only stayed in sincero for a transient while was insatiable so we decided to go for second~ This time... we went to BROWNS~ Sat there.. talk cock... "wash eyes"... play "chor dai dee" (i won that ass by 15-11 btw haha~)... kutuk some jack sparrow + rajan + bernard collins + sean kingston look-alikes who sat next to us... pay bill... go home~ Yup... those were mainly the things we did there haha~

ALRIGHTY!!! Off to the root topic now... just as i was about to reach home 'round 3.30am just now... upon turnin' into a junction... i saw this young chap lyin' dead on the floor... with his bike ravaged next to him~ I was so... traumatized aka triple-shocked when i beheld that not very gruesome but creepy sight~ It felt similar to you wantin' to ejaculate... but it just abruptly got held off the moment it's 'bout to c-u-m out~ Yeah, somethin' like that i guess... anyway, i dare not stop my car to check out on that seemingly unconscious fella... on the contrary, i sped back home and ran upstairs to tell my parents 'bout it~ After a round of discussion... we concurred to inform the security here 'bout the incident... it's best to have it dealt by pro's anyway... i hope that dude's ok~ I hope he's not dead or half-dead or whatever it is... fingers crossed~ Should i have mustered more guts to inspect that lad? Perhaps doin' so might save a life... i thought~ In a way... i was also bothered that it might be some sort of a common scam by robbers/thieves/snatchers/crooks/murderers recently~ But what if he's a victim... arrrrggghhhhhh!!! I don't know!!! I just have no freakin' idea~ By all means... with a gazillion prayers... i hope he's safe~ God bless him~

[R]EMINDER ...

2007-11-20T23:07:00.001+08:00

Well, in case you find the way i expressed things in the previous post was rather peculiar... pardon me but i love puns~ hoho... hohoho... hohohoho... hohohohoho~

[T]HE [H]OHO [P]OST ...

2007-11-20T22:54:00.000+08:00

In this very post, i wanna say... hoho... hohoho... hohohoho... hohohohoho~ thank you, thank you~ THANK YOU!!! for bein' a frequent visitor of my humblest blog... ARIGATO SOHAIISTA!!! GRACIAS MARACAS!!!

Oh btw, today's great... lost world's not too shabby... except for the... bullyin' part in the pool as well as the "sick" phone i had after givin' it a few dips... guess it caught a cold... hope it'll get well soon *gulp*~

Anyway, all is safe... their phones are fine... but not mine... and auld lang syne~

Praise be to God... AMEEENNNNN!!!

[B]ABYFACE [R]OUND [3] ...

2007-11-17T03:41:00.000+08:00

Summary of tonight's (17/11/07) agenda...

i - went to babyface with fellow cronies...

ii - had 3 buckets of tiger + miscellaneous beers from mama's...

iii - got approached by some foreign "milf"...

iv - got fed with food and guiness stout by the "milf"...

v - was forced into a dirty dance with the "milf"...

vi - got "molested" by the stranger...

vii - found out that she's an acquaintance of debbie mama... OMFG!!!

viii - was asked to take picture with the "milf"...

ix - she seemed to be some kampung aunty who labeled a cybershot as cheap phone -_-"...

x - kept on drinkin' as usual with the company of some kinda ah lian + lala techno beats...

xi - stuck with performance by a group of i-don't-know-how-to-describe band... apparently one of them looks like the murderous doll from child's play accordin' to vic telor... while the rest're... well... i-don't-know-how-to-define again...

to deduce... tonight's a...
GREAT NIGHT!!! GREATER THAN NIGHTMARE!!!

[V]ALEDICTION ...

2007-11-06T16:51:00.000+08:00

Right after i woke up today, i literally got a call from sis melia. I picked it up with a rather inquisitive instinct... and tadaaaaa, she's callin' me to work as a part-timer in brewster's all of a sudden -_-"~ Hahaha, what a way to start my day~ "The boss needs you to help out since they'll be short on staffs durin' the festive season," said her with a monotonous tone. Well, i was of course a lil' delighted that she entrusted me with the job but then... i'm supposed to have my sweet o' honeymoonlicious holidays now!!! After givin' it a few deliberate thoughts, i succumbed to it. It's just a part time job anyway... i can still have my days off durin' weekends... besides, the free-pasta-meals temptation really got me straight on my achilles heel... dang!!! She got me workin' arrrgggghhhhhhh!!! Works aside, tomorrow miss honey sue'll be departin' for singapore... again -_-" Wonder how soon will it be this time that she'll crawl back here again hahahahaha~ Though i know she won't really last long there but, hey, i'm gonna miss you susu!!! Be done quick with whatever you have to do there babe!!! Then we're gonna party like there's no tomorrow before i gotta part ways with you again T.T~ And to all the lucky peeps who're gonna face their major exams SOOOOOOONNNNN, i wish you all the best aight!!! Strive hard for the grand finale!!! I'll be sendin' prayer mails to God for ya'll hahaha~ Good luck my nutty jojo, good luck doyou, good luck dolypop, good luck nerdnerd-chan, good luck yaso my sasso and last but not least, good luck to those few asses also haha~ They oughtta know who they are~ Oooohhhh, ASOOOOOOOOO!!! Whatever it is... after exam... let's PARTY aight!!!!!!!!! Maranatha~

A TRIBUTE TO MISS SUSU DE DUTCH LADY~

one of the masterpieces we had so far... a tale of A, B and C haha~

back then in shayo with susu'babe...

-more to come... soon... hopefully haha-

[A] [D]ANDELION'S [S]ENTIENCE ...

2007-11-05T18:01:00.000+08:00

A song i recurrently play in mind recently... an elegiac piece... a dandelion which tells its story... and this is its promise...

蒲公英的约定

Pu Gong Ying De Yue Ding...

Dandelion's Promise...

小学篱笆旁的蒲公英

Xiao xie li ba ban de pu gong ying

The dandelions at a bamboo fence of the primary school

十几英里有味道的风景

Shi ji ying li you wei dao de feng jing

Several miles of a beautiful landscape

雾水草场传来她的声音

Wu shui cao chang zhuan lai ta de shen yin

A fogged watery grass place passed on her voice

多少年后也开始很好听

Duo shao nian hou ye kai shi hen hao ding

Many years later it still started to be good to hear

将愿望折纸飞机寄出信

Jiang yuan wang zhe zhi fei ji ji chu xin

Just wish the folded aeroplane paper will put out the truth

因为我们等不到那流星

Ying wei wo men deng bu dao na liu xing

It is because we can’t wait for that meteor

等枕头坠离命运的引力

Deng chen dou zhui li ming yun de yin li

Waiting the pillow to fall by the gravitation of destiny

却不知道到底能去哪里

Que bu zhi dao dao di neng qu na li

Yet don’t know where it is able to go

已经长大的约定那样清晰

Yi jing zhang da de yue ding na yang qing xi

A grown up promise, that much clear

拿过到的我相信

Na guo dao de wo xiang xin

Holding it through until I believe

说好要一起旅行

Shuo hao yao yi qi lu xing

Agreed to travel together

是你如今唯一坚持的任性

Shi ni ru jin wei yi jian chi de ren xing

Now it is you solely, who strong headedly insist

在走廊想霸占她手心

Zai zou lang xiang ba zhan da shou xin

Wanted to seize her palm at the passage

我们却注意窗边的情敌

Wo men que zhu yi chuang bian de qing di

Yet we paid attention to the love rival at the window side

我去到哪里你都跟很紧

Wo qu dao na li ni dou gen hen jing

Wherever I go, you are so close with me

哼歌而梦在等待着惊喜

Heng ge er meng zai deng dai zhe jing xi

Humming songs and dreams, while waiting for surprise

已经长大的约定那样清晰

Yi jing zhang da de yue ding na yang qing xi

A grown up promise, so clear

拿过到的我相信

Na guo dao de wo xiang xin

Holding it through until I believe

说好要一起旅行

Shuo hao yao yi qi lu xing

Agreed to travel together

是你如今唯一坚持的任性

Shi ni ru jin wei yi jian chi de ren xing

Now it is you solely, who strong headedly insist

已经长大的约定那样珍惜

Yi jing zhang da de yue ding na yang zhen xi

A grown up promise, that much valueable

与你聊不完的曾经

Yu ni liao bu wan de ceng jing

Something to do with the incomplete talk you said that moment

而我已经分不清你是友情

Er wo yi jing fen bu qing ni shi you qing

Yet I already can’t differentiate, you are friendship

还是错过的爱情

Hai shi cuo guo de ai qing

Or the wronged love...

[N]OVEMBER ...

2007-11-04T04:32:00.000+08:00

Guess it's been a month plus that i'd not meddled with this old, decrepit blog of mine... days been rather "busy" for me to blog recently i reckon... but anyhow, here i am... back and kickin' as usual hahahaha~ Well, for the past two months, i must say... things were doin' great~ A lot happened and i really relished those 'chun' times i had with my fellow chums... and... i pretty much appreciated every trickle of their accompaniment~ Thanks a zillion... to an infinite slick for those who had been treadin' this promenade of life with me all along~ Thanks susu, thanks yaso, thanks sis, thanks rokz, thanks nerd nerd, thanks panda, thanks tash, thanks to everyone concerned (sorry if your name's not mentioned haha, don't sulk yeah! you have my deepest gratitude...)~ Tonight, is a night... which earnestly drove me... to write a rather... barren post~ I don't know what made me do this but... i just feel like... thankin' all those who stood by my side all along~ All those who love me... as much as i love them~ Friends are indeed an invaluable asset~ Without them, there wouldn't be me... without them, i would have ceased to exist~ Thank ya'll~ And to those... who ill-conceive of me... i'm sorry~ I'm sorry to have made you think that i'm not who i was back then... in fact... i've changed~ for the better of course... and by the way... i don't take friends for granted... they're my very intrinsic means of livin'~ I put friends prior to anythin' else~ That might have been an inappropriate thought but... i really meant it~ So for those few of you... yeah... YOU's who're readin' this... FUCK YOU A MILLION TIMES if you think i'm just a dude who knows not how to cherish friendships and take friends for granted~ Think 'bout your ownselves before imposin censures upon others~ Nonetheless, that FUCK YOU phrase... wasn't intended as malicious as it may sound~ It just hurts me to hear... those piercin' words... from close friends of mine~ Hope you'll understand... i'm not here to evoke any strifes... but just to let ya'll know... i love you guys~ Life's been a mess... but hey... i got over the worst of La Nina~ Fuck that asshole who doesn't even worth my attention and tender care... who now still doesn't even comprehend empathy and love~ But fear not... i'll always be watchin'... from here hence... how life will turn against you~ "All the best in future... slut"... to hell, you'll go~ Phhhewww, guess my tipsiness really possess me this time haha~ To have said all these 'cool' things that i've kept in heart all along~ Thanks heineken!!! Thanks tiger!!! and more importantly... thanks to "you" who made me horny tonight hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa~ I suppose those with me in babyface tonight should know what or who i meant haha~ Anyway... it's gettin' late now and my eyes're turnin' languid~ Guess i shall put a halt here as for today... goodnight and sleep tight to all who deserve it... badnight and drown to condemnation for you who once brought havoc to my life~ Good fuckin' night to you...

In God I confide... in God, I confess, in God, I repent... Amen.

[T]RULY [E]MO ...

2007-09-21T22:47:00.000+08:00

Pheewwwwwwww!!! I just had a super long and solemn conversation with my parents or should i say... mom most of the time with dad comin' in to interfere every once in awhile haha~ Well, it started out in a rather lugubrious manner. Mom'd been bringin' up those ill topics of my recent life yada yada which in simplicity...they shot me like ak47 and i was too vulnerable to even retaliate with my personally customized m16... darn!!! Anyhow, that long lecture of hers really made me cogitate 'bout certain things. Yeahhh, i've not been a good son, neither have i been a perfectly fine chap as well. But no one's impeccable in this world... even nelson mandela's been glued in prison for 27 years before he officially became a mogul of the nigga's. All the while i've been tryin' to achieve the best... attempt for the better... (ok, maybe not as exaggeratin' as it sounds... everyone knows i'm a lazy arse haha~) but somehow... the harder i strive, the greater my parents expectation will be. Sometimes i'm just freakin' fagged out from all these endeavors. God, i'm just a mere mortal... i'm not Bruce or Evan!!! I wish i could be like them but please God... don't make me build an ark to save baboons and giraffes. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Life's been really fucked up... i repeat... pretty FUCKED UP!!! just a month or so before this but then... i already am tryin' my best to consolidate my grip in life~ I'm not thousand-armed GuanYin!!! I can't contend with everythin' simultaneously!!! ROOOARRR ROOOOAARRRR!!! Even the emo-est person in the world can speak like a clown now... isn't that already a significant attainment!!!??? Sigh, i just don't know what to doodle on... arrghhhhh!!! Why am i livin' in such a complex world? Why can't i just be born with the Teletubbies!!!??? Everyday lala here lala there lala everywhere and that's it. That's all to life... lala is life, life is lala!!! A world without frustration... without worries... sigh, how i yearn for such Utopia. Nonetheless, i know it very well that i still gotta face all these shits. I'm a leadin' man... and a leadin' man will not fall so easily~ Well, not until he faces another fucked up heart-breakin' scenario in future... ARRGGGHHH!!! FUCK LOVE!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! Yet i'm still FUCKIN' indulged in LOVE!!! WHY WHY WHY? WHY DO I LOVE "ANIMALS" SO MUCH??? Ok, i really don't know where i rambled on already... so let's just skip all these emo shits and talk 'bout somethin' more... intriguin'~ Amidst this emo conversation i had with my parents, my mom abruptly intervened... askin' a rather peculiar question~ She said... boi, how's your THING? Does it still hurt? Do you still have fungus growin' around it? (ahem, no further details disclosed)... then the talk went on as my dad suddenly barged in the room sayin'... son, tomorrow you go see the doctor for CIRCUMCISION!!! Then he went on with his grandfather stories 'bout how he observed those malay boys being circumcised back then in his beloved kampung. It sounded dreadful though, in a way... especially when he told me how the bomoh pull the **** skin and chop it off just like that~ Some even became malaysia's honorable eunuch aka ah gua thanks to the mistreatment of circumcision...OUCHHHHHHH!!!

-_-"...WOWWW, MAGELOW ahhh, i wonder if everything's planned. I didn't even tell my dad 'bout my "urggghhh"... and yet he knows 'bout it somehow~ WALAAAOOO, next time cannot trust my mom already. Asked her not to confess it to others and she happily told my dad 'bout it. ARGGGHHHHH!!! Another sad, emo case for me. CONFOUND IT!!! CONFOUND 'EM ALL!!! DEWWWWW SERIBU KALI!!! Sigh, guess it's another emo night for me as the sayin' goes... ONCE EMO, FOREVER EMO...

[A]NECDOTES [O]F [L]IFE: [C]HAPTER [i] ...

2007-09-21T21:19:00.000+08:00

A POST OF LESS WORDS, MORE VISUAL DEPICTION...

james' sunsilk shampoo ensemble... truly a sunsilk fan~

some fat dog i chance upon in some God-knows-where night market in KL...i wonder if it's a Husky's breed... really wanna bring it home to replace my bolster haha~

yep, that's my immaculately clean converse shoes and aunty ian's dirty shyt~ hahaha, i didn't know aunties fancy converse products also... hmmm, quite a discovery...

went to have dinner at some shitty teochew restaurant in ss14 with a SICK friend of mine...though awfully ill, he was surprisingly spry when it comes to pickin' dishes...and the worst part was, i had to pay RM13 for a bloody bowl of teochew congee!!! Everyone, please say after me...WHAT THE FxCK!!!???

a bucket for two...my cowliness, how am i suppose to lose weight when i always feast with them like that? Bang, u 2 x posa laa, jangan buat macam tgh b'posa laa!!!

just yesterday (20/9), i got to know some cool nigga friends of daniel in sanctuary...and when i say cool, i really meant it!!! they appeared exactly like what you see in those hip-hop mtv's...the way they speak (the accent), the way they walk, their gesture...everythin'---was like so yo-yo...wassup wassup kind~ -_-" nonetheless, i must admit their gestures could be quite perplexin' at times...up to the point where i thought the nig--ahem, i mean fine lad's askin' for time when he clenched his fist with knuckles facin' me, sayin' wassup bro? hmmpphhh...culture discrepancy can really be a big fuss...@.@

this plate of sugar may appear ordinary to you, my fellow viewer...but there's a HUGE, MOMENTOUS story (set in banana leaf)behind it~ read the followin' dialogue and you'll get what i mean...

cheebye-mun: bang, ada gula x? tolong ambik sikit ke mari...
waiter: apa?
cheebye-mun: gula...SIKIT GULAAA~~~
waiter: oh gular!!! ok!

-----5 mins later-----

waiter: *with a BIG plate of sugar* nah, gular...
myke&cheebye-mun: .................
mosquito: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

from the incident above, i've come to comprehend the word 'SIKIT' more...consequently, life's all 'bout learnin' i guess~ DEWNIAMA KASIH WAITER!!!

[L]EAVIN' [T]HE [W]ORLD [B]EHIND ...

2007-09-19T21:28:00.000+08:00

My current song of obsession...

UNKNOWN SOLDIER ...

Borderline, dead inside,
I don't mind, falling to pieces
Count me in, violent, let's begin,
feeding the sickness
How do I, simplify, dislocate,
the enemies on the way

Show me what it's like,
to dream in black and white,
so I can leave this world tonight.

Full of fear, ever clear,
I'll be here, fighting forever
Curious, venomous, you'll find me,
climbing to heaven
Nevermind, turn back time, you'll be fine,
I will get left behind

Show me what it's like,
to dream in black and white,
so I can leave this world tonight.
Holding on too tight,
breathe the breath of life,
so I can leave this world behind.

It only hurts just once,
they're only broken bones,
hide the hate inside

WOW!

(So I can leave this world behind)

Show me what it's like,
to dream in black and white,
so I can leave this world tonight.
Holding on too tight,
breathe the breath of life,
so I can leave this world behind

L.o.V.e ...

2007-09-19T05:08:00.000+08:00

As i was havin' my faggin' session just now, this motion suddenly conjured up in mind...

love creates,love destroys,
love brings happiness, love brings demise,
with love, inspiration kindles,
with inspiration, comes hope, comes future,
so shall we love or shall we not...
ponder upon it yourself...
goodnight peeps~

[M]&[M] ...

2007-09-19T03:50:00.001+08:00

Just today, i had quite a pleasant and long chat with an old acquaintance of mine. As we conversed, i stumbled across this amusin' phrase that kept recurrin' in our conversation...MA-GE-LOW!!! So, what exactly is magelow? If you translate it literally to english, it means MOM'S MAN!!! And now, let us all muse upon the phrase, have a moment of silence and think of its significance~ ....... ....... ...... got anythin' in mind yet? If you haven't, fret not~ Allow me to impart a brief explanation on this piquant phrase. Similar to its 'relative', the omni-potent english-based word, FUCK!!! or DEWWW!!! in cantonese, magelow aka mom's man can be used practically and effectively in divers situation. For instance, just like F*CK, magelow can be used to express annoyance...eg: magelow, wtf you did to my banana? Ahem, that's just a basic example of the versatility and wonders of magelow!!! Other than that, magelow can also be used under situations as follow:-

to be used as an adjective; eg: u're vv magelow ge lar~
to express ignorance; eg: how i noe lar? magelow ah~
to express disturbance; eg: magelow, mom collin' di~
to express aggression; eg: magelow lei ah!!!
to express displeasure; eg: magelow, y u so faz cum wan?
to express pleasure; eg: magelow, dat chick damn chun weiii~
to express surprises; eg: magelow, dun scare me lar!!!
and the list goes on...

So do you concur with the practicality of magelow now? If you do, start sayin' MAGELOW!!! today~ As for those english-spoken mat salleh's, you may use mom's man as a replacement for the ever-wondrous MAGELOW!!! aite!

HAVE A WONDERFUL MAGELOW DAY EVERYONE!!!

[E]NIGMA [O]F [T]HE [D]AY ...

2007-09-19T03:35:00.000+08:00

When was the last time you encountered things which appeared familiar, but eluded you somehow. Have you ever pondered if that's a dream or perhaps, deja vu? The picture above will be our enigma of the day...guess it right and you'll have your merit~ MALIBU DREAMS BABE~ MALIBUU~

[A] [S]EAFOOD [D]EBUT ...

2007-09-18T20:37:00.000+08:00

HOLA LADIES & GENTLEMEN, BABIES & ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!! It's been awhile since i last blogged (which is like aeoooonnnnssss ago, ahem~) and now i'm officially back in BLOGGIN' business again babe!!! ay bay bay, ay bay bay, ay bay bay!!! Anyhow, as a debut to my first blogspot blog, allow me to introduce to ya'll, our most honorable guest of the day...MISS JEAN TAN HOI SIN!!! In this very post, i'll only blog 'bout this amusin', yet intriguin' lass...and yes, only her concerned. Guess everyone's anticipatin' this post of the year with utmost thrill and excitement, aye? Alright, with craps cut, here goes...

EARLY LIFE...

Jean Tan Hoi Sin...first crawled out from her mother's maternal glory hole and breathed fresh air of this wonderful world (namely Earth) sometime in july 1988 (exact date uncertain). Upon days of birth, she suffered from an odd disease, sanetifically christened as anti land-oxy syndrome in which she can hardly SUCK in oxygen on land. Hence, drastic measure was implemented to save this poor lil' gal. She was literally brought to quarantine and tended carefully underwater. As days passed, a huge swirlin' shell formed behind her back as scales appeared to be more apparent on her limbs and face as well. This bizarre phenomenon has left a deep trace in mankind's bio-science history. Her existence was a lucrative blessin' for fellow scientists and medical researchers as experiments conducted on her imparted a progressive evolution in both extraterrestrial and medical field. Nonetheless, after years of 'rehab' for her, things seem to get better finally. From being stuck in the crustacean category, she earnestly changed herself into an amphibian. Though eccentric, many people were envious of her auxiliary capability to dwell on both land and underwater. She even made her way to the World's Guinness Book of Record at just a mere age of 7. Accordin' to a recent interview with her, she was quoted sayin' that her adolescent life was rather unpleasant and she wouldn't want to mention much 'bout it. Thus, i guess it's best for me to skip this part off and jump to her present life instead...i clearly comprehend that certain things are better left unsaid........though i accidentally spoke some of them. But this is a blog and we're supposed to express whatever it is that we ought to express. Besides, i'm too lazy to edit what i'd typed so...forgive me miss hoi sin. I know you'll be kind enough to let me disclose your unique past. Oh, i truly sympathize miss jean seafood tan~ =(

PRESENT LIFE ...

Aite, i guess we've heard enough of miss jean's tragic past so let's talk 'bout her jolly-molly-holly life now. Well, her life's practically fine now...i guess. She's got all the cash she needs to shop for aquatic apparatus and wear (thanks to the kind support of the international ah-gua gal research institute). She gets to perform with her fellow dolphins and seals in the zoo. She gets hitched to a handsome tomato-man, named an-drewdrew (a semi-plant breed). She gets to eat whatever she wishes to eat. To infer, she's leadin' a luxurious life now. She's the glamorous, oooohhh, the flossy flossy. Oh, and here's another interestin' fact 'bout miss jean seafood tan. Up to my surprise, miss jean's got a very distinctive sense of taste (and i just get to know 'bout it recently)...she's tasted dynamo before and she's lovin' it now...........when i say dynamo, i'm referrin' to the detergent that you often see at grocery stores and supermarkets. Well, isn't that phenomenal? Isn't that a shockin'-monockin' discovery? I never knew that dynamo could serve as somethin' edible until miss jean told me 'bout it...i feel so ashamed of myself now for bein' so ignorant before this. For those of you who knows naught 'bout it also...please, go and have a sip of dynamo then lay yourself on bed and repent~ Apart from that, hailin' all the way from teluk intan, she's got a good command of 'mandalin' as well albeit it sounds a lil' different from the usual mandarin i've heard at times. I'll never forget the 'mandalin' she's taught me all the while...especially when it comes to dealin' with coins. My 'mandalin' was so bad that she had to admonish me right in front of the cashier while we were havin' this shoppin' mania in mid valley's jusco. The followin' dialogue depicts our conversation at that very moment...

myke: eiii jean...dat cashier speaks 2 me in mandalin lar. hw? i damn cha in it weiii~

miss jean: no ploblem, i'll help u out. u cn count on me.

myke: geee, thnx jean. ur d' bez~ lei hai jui 'hao' DE!!!

miss jean: welCUM welCUM. nw go tok 2 dat cashier.

myke: ow---o---k.

*as myke tries his best to speak to the cashier...he finally stumbles and realizes that he couldn't go on anymore...so then he whispers to jean*

myke: pssst pssst, eiii, i wanna ask him if he cud gimme small change fr diz RM1 note~ i wan a change of 20 cent's...hw 2 tel him r? hw 2 say 20 cent in mandalin agn r?

miss jean: *proudly & loudly speaks to the cashier* qing wen ni ke yi bang wo huan LANJIAO qian mah?

*APPLAUSE APPLAUSE!!!* let's give a thunderous round of applause to miss jean seafood tan for her eloquent, yet fluent use of mandalin!!!

FUUUUUHHHHHHH, i guess i ought to put a halt to this post already. I'm too tired to go on, too selfish to tell you peeps more 'bout this UNIQUE friend of mine...well, only for tonight. I'll keep you guys updated when she 'updates' me with more peculiar occurrence~ Hope you peeps enjoyed readin' this masterpiece...have a nice day/week/year ahead and God bless you all for checkin' this blog out~ This is myke bloggin' and i'm signin' off...

Ohhh ohhh...before that...i think i'll post a few pictures first to complement this wonderful post of mine before gettin' off~ God bless ya'll again~

introducin'...miss JEAN TAN HOI SIN!!!

miss seafood & her tomato-man...

that's me tamin' miss seafood when she runs amok...

summonin' the seafood within...